Today In "This Could Have Ended Badly" News

...there was a mass shooter drill, yet no one was told it was a drill.
...there was a chemical spill which fortunately was resolved with no casualties.
...a guy tried hang gliding for the first time, and the instructor forgot to harness him in.
...there is a new shoe stealing prank, let's hope this sort of thing doesn't go viral.
...there was a massive fire in Dallas this morning, fortunately no one was seriously injured.
...apparently creating CRISPR babies is a thing now (the jury is still out about how bad this will be).
...this near miss was, well, too near.